People Who Are Kind Of Right

When you need guidance, where do you turn to? I mean, I don’t want to knock your choice of guidance or anything, but for my money, random roadside signs always have the best wisdom.

They’re not wrong.

I mean, this is just science, right? It’s the inherent suckiness of the world that keeps us planted here and stops us all from flying out into space.

I’m intrigued.

If you’re an Italian restaurant, you want people to know it. Sure, this sign has some letters burnt out, but the new name would definitely be more effective at pulling me in.